This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Sardar joke the other day. Do you want to hear it?"
The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you that I'm Banta Singh, a Sardar. See those two guys at the end of the bar? They're Santa Singh and Mintoo Singh, sardars too. And see those guys over at that table. They're Sardars too. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to explain it five times..." |
