One liners...
What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
An Italian dressed up.
Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?
When the car stalled, from force of habit she jumped into the back seat.
What do you call an Italian who marries a black?
A social climber.
Why don't Italians have freckles?
Because they slide off.
Why do Italians wear hats?
So they know which end to wipe.
What do you call an Italian with an IQ of 180?
Sicily.
How does the Italian Admiral view his fleet?
With a glass-bottom boat.
How did the Americans sink the Italian subs during WWII?
They put them in the water.
The Italian who went...
Ona day Ima got to Detroit to a big hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella da waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She bringa me only one piss I tella her I wanna two piss. She tella me to go to da toilet. I say you no undastand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you betta not piss ona da plate, you sonna ma bitch. I donna even know da lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat lunch at the Draka Restaurant. The waitress bringa me a knife, spoon, butta no fock. I tell her I wanna fock. She tella me everybody wanna fock. I tella her you know undastand, I wanna fock ona da
table. She tella me you betta not fock ona da table, you sonna ma bitch. So, I go back to my room ina hotel, and there is no shit ona my bed. I calla manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to da toilet. I say you no undastand, I wanna shit ona da bed. He say you betta not shit ona da bed, you sonna ma bitch. So I go to chech oda da hotel, and da man at the desk say peace to you. I say, piss ona you too you sonna ma bitch, Ima go back to Italia! |
