The smell...
A Indian went to his butcher and asked to buy a cow. The butcher asked him how he would like it cut, halves, quarters, whatever. The Indian replied that he wanted a whole cow alive and on the hoof!! The butcher asked him where he was going to keep it and the Indian said, "In my apartment with myself and my wife, my paents, her parents, his nephews and their families."
The butcher asked, "What about the smell!!" The Indian answered, "The cow will get used to it!!"
Train journey...
Through the Indo-Pak border there a train speeding along. In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old woman, a Indian, and an Indian.
Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.
It is completely dark.
Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap.
When the train exits the tunnel, the Indian is holding the side of his face, and the Indian is grinning his face off.
The old woman thinks : "Now that's a fine young woman, the Indianstan tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!"
The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Indian, he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."
The Indian is thinking : "Now that's a smart Indian, he steal the kiss and I get slapped."
And the Indian is thinking : "Hey I'm smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping a Indian."
Transparent...
What's transparent and lies in the gutter?
A Indian with the shit kicked out of him. |
